
Joppa, City of Edinburgh
Hosting & Support in Joppa
Your competitors in Joppa are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What hosting & support looks like round here
Keep your site online, fast and secure without the technical headaches.
We work with Joppa businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Joppa businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hosting & support joppa"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hosting & Support — the Joppa map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Joppa is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hosting & Support, and a word about Joppa
You won't win Joppa on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Joppa job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Hosting & Support in Joppa
Kowalczyk Bros — Joppa. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Joppa: Services
Everything below has its own Joppa page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hosting & Support without the Joppa bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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