Keady, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Slate Carving in Keady
Half the Keady search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Keady businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Keady businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving keady"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 3,171 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Keady map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Keady is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Keady
You won't win Keady on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Keady process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Keady
Pemberton Bros — Keady. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Keady: Services
Everything below has its own Keady page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Keady bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Keady
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Keady town centre.
- Slate Carving in Tassagh2 km
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- Slate Carving in Balleer3 km
- Slate Carving in Darkley4 km
- Slate Carving in Maddan6 km
- Slate Carving in Callan Bridge6 km
- Slate Carving in Carnagh6 km
- Slate Carving in Dungormley9 km
- Slate Carving in Skerries9 km
- Slate Carving in Millford9 km
- Slate Carving in Middletown10 km
- Slate Carving in Altnamackan10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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