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Analytics in Kemp Town

Half the Kemp Town search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Kemp Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Kemp Town businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics kemp town"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Kemp Town map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kemp Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Kemp Town

You won't win Kemp Town on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Kemp Town are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kemp Town process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Kemp Town

Whitlock & Co — Kemp Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 57

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.8s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Kemp Town: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Kemp Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Kemp Town bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Kemp Town

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kemp Town town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.