Kempe's Corner, Kent
Email Copy in Kempe's Corner
Kempe's Corner isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Kempe's Corner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kempe's Corner businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy kempe's corner"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Kempe's Corner map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kempe's Corner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Kempe's Corner
Kempe's Corner is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Kempe's Corner, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Kempe's Corner job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Kempe's Corner
Braithwaite Group — Kempe's Corner. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Kempe's Corner: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Kempe's Corner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Kempe's Corner bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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