Kettletoft, Orkney Islands
Brand Identity in Kettletoft
Half the Kettletoft search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Kettletoft businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kettletoft businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity kettletoft"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Kettletoft map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kettletoft is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Kettletoft
You won't win Kettletoft on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Kettletoft business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Kettletoft
Okafor Ltd — Kettletoft. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Kettletoft: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Kettletoft page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Kettletoft bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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