Kettletoft, Orkney Islands
Site Boards in Kettletoft
Nobody in Kettletoft rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £180
What site boards looks like round here
Construction and project boards that show who's doing the work.
We work with Kettletoft businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kettletoft businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "site boards kettletoft"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Site Boards — the Kettletoft map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kettletoft is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Site Boards, and a word about Kettletoft
Kettletoft is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Kettletoft business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Site Boards in Kettletoft
Whitlock & Co — Kettletoft. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Kettletoft: Signs & Displays
Everything below has its own Kettletoft page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Site Boards without the Kettletoft bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Site Boards near Kettletoft
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kettletoft town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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