
Kew, Greater London
Analytics in Kew
Kew isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Kew businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kew businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics kew"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 11,436 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Kew map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kew is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Kew
Kew is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Kew, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kew process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Kew
Braithwaite Group — Kew. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Kew: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Kew page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Kew bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Kew
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kew town centre.
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- Analytics in Kew Gardens1 km
- Analytics in Gunnersbury1 km
- Analytics in North Sheen1 km
- Analytics in Turnham Green2 km
- Analytics in North Richmond2 km
- Analytics in Mortlake2 km
- Analytics in Acton Green2 km
- Analytics in Chiswick2 km
- Analytics in Syon2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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