King Edward, Aberdeenshire
SEO in King Edward
Half the King Edward search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with King Edward businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why King Edward businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo king edward"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the King Edward map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where King Edward is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about King Edward
You won't win King Edward on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the King Edward job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in King Edward
Hargreaves & Daughters — King Edward. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in King Edward: Services
Everything below has its own King Edward page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the King Edward bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near King Edward
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from King Edward town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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