
Kings Muir, The Scottish Borders
Analytics in Kings Muir
Half the Kings Muir search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Kings Muir businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kings Muir businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics kings muir"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Kings Muir map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kings Muir is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Kings Muir
You won't win Kings Muir on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kings Muir process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Kings Muir
Whitlock & Co — Kings Muir. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Kings Muir: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Kings Muir page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Kings Muir bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Kings Muir
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kings Muir town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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