
Kirk Yetholm, The Scottish Borders
Analytics in Kirk Yetholm
Half the Kirk Yetholm search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Kirk Yetholm businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kirk Yetholm businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics kirk yetholm"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Kirk Yetholm map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kirk Yetholm is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Kirk Yetholm
You won't win Kirk Yetholm on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Kirk Yetholm business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Kirk Yetholm
Duffy & Sons — Kirk Yetholm. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Kirk Yetholm: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Kirk Yetholm page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Kirk Yetholm bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Kirk Yetholm
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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