Kirtomy, Highland
Slate Carving in Kirtomy
Kirtomy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Kirtomy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kirtomy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving kirtomy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Kirtomy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kirtomy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Kirtomy
Kirtomy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Kirtomy are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Kirtomy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Kirtomy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Kirtomy
Braithwaite Group — Kirtomy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Kirtomy: Services
Everything below has its own Kirtomy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Kirtomy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Kirtomy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kirtomy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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