Knave-in-hole, Gloucestershire
Email Copy in Knave-in-hole
Your competitors in Knave-in-hole are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Knave-in-hole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Knave-in-hole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy knave-in-hole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Knave-in-hole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Knave-in-hole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Knave-in-hole
You won't win Knave-in-hole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Knave-in-hole job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Knave-in-hole
Pemberton Bros — Knave-in-hole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 63
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Knave-in-hole: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Knave-in-hole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Knave-in-hole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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