
Knave-in-hole, Gloucestershire
Email Marketing in Knave-in-hole
Knave-in-hole isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Knave-in-hole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Knave-in-hole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing knave-in-hole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Knave-in-hole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Knave-in-hole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Knave-in-hole
Knave-in-hole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Knave-in-hole, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Knave-in-hole business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Knave-in-hole
Bellamy Trading — Knave-in-hole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
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Everything below has its own Knave-in-hole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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