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Performance Optimisation in Knockacrump

Knockacrump isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Knockacrump businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Knockacrump businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation knockacrump"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Knockacrump map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Knockacrump is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Knockacrump

Knockacrump is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in County Cork isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Knockacrump, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Knockacrump process.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Knockacrump

Whitlock & Co — Knockacrump. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 27

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.8s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Knockacrump: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Knockacrump page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Knockacrump bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Knockacrump

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Knockacrump town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.