
Knockandhu, Moray
Analytics in Knockandhu
Half the Knockandhu search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Knockandhu businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Knockandhu businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics knockandhu"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Knockandhu map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Knockandhu is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Knockandhu
You won't win Knockandhu on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Knockandhu business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Knockandhu
Pemberton Bros — Knockandhu. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Knockandhu: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Knockandhu page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Knockandhu bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Knockandhu
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Knockandhu town centre.
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- Analytics in Glenlivet7 km
- Analytics in Drumin8 km
- Analytics in Bridgend of Livet8 km
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- Analytics in Delnabo9 km
- Analytics in Easter Gaulrig11 km
- Analytics in Wester Gaulrig11 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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