La Houguette, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in La Houguette
Nobody in La Houguette rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with La Houguette businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why La Houguette businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation la houguette"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the La Houguette map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where La Houguette is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about La Houguette
La Houguette is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the La Houguette job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in La Houguette
Pemberton Bros — La Houguette. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in La Houguette: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own La Houguette page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the La Houguette bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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