La Planque, Guernsey
Maintenance in La Planque
Nobody in La Planque rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with La Planque businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why La Planque businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance la planque"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the La Planque map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where La Planque is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about La Planque
La Planque is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round La Planque are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the La Planque job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in La Planque
Okafor Ltd — La Planque. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in La Planque: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own La Planque page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the La Planque bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near La Planque
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from La Planque town centre.
- Maintenance in Forest Parishnext door
- Maintenance in Le Landesnext door
- Maintenance in Mont Plaisirnext door
- Maintenance in Hautneznext door
- Maintenance in Les Nouettesnext door
- Maintenance in L’Epinelnext door
- Maintenance in La Villiazenext door
- Maintenance in Le Bourgnext door
- Maintenance in La Vranguenext door
- Maintenance in Les Villetsnext door
- Maintenance in Le Bigardnext door
- Maintenance in Le Bordagenext door
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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