
Langney, East Sussex
Analytics in Langney
Half the Langney search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Langney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Langney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics langney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Langney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Langney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Langney
You won't win Langney on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Langney process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Langney
Kowalczyk Bros — Langney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Langney: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Langney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Langney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Langney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Langney town centre.
- Analytics in Langney Villagenext door
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- Analytics in Westham2 km
- Analytics in Roseland2 km
- Analytics in Stone Cross2 km
- Analytics in Hampden Park2 km
- Analytics in Jenkins' Green3 km
- Analytics in Pevensey3 km
- Analytics in Hankham3 km
- Analytics in Pevensey Bay3 km
- Analytics in Chilley Green4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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