
Le Planel, Guernsey
Analytics in Le Planel
Half the Le Planel search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Le Planel businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Le Planel businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics le planel"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Le Planel map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Le Planel is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Le Planel
You won't win Le Planel on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Le Planel business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Le Planel
Whitlock & Co — Le Planel. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Le Planel: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Le Planel page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Le Planel bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Le Planel
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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