Les Brehauts, Guernsey
Analytics in Les Brehauts
Les Brehauts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Les Brehauts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Brehauts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics les brehauts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Les Brehauts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Brehauts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Les Brehauts
Les Brehauts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Les Brehauts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Les Brehauts job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Les Brehauts
Whitlock & Co — Les Brehauts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Les Brehauts: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Les Brehauts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Les Brehauts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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