
Les Dicas, Guernsey
Analytics in Les Dicas
Les Dicas isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Les Dicas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Dicas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics les dicas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Les Dicas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Dicas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Les Dicas
Les Dicas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Les Dicas, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Les Dicas process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Les Dicas
Whitlock & Co — Les Dicas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Les Dicas: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Les Dicas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Les Dicas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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