
Pulais, Guernsey
Analytics in Pulais
Your competitors in Pulais are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Pulais businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pulais businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics pulais"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Pulais map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pulais is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Pulais
You won't win Pulais on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pulais job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Pulais
Pemberton Bros — Pulais. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Pulais: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Pulais page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Pulais bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Pulais
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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