
Les Paysans, Guernsey
Conversion Optimisation in Les Paysans
Les Paysans isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with Les Paysans businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Paysans businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation les paysans"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the Les Paysans map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Paysans is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about Les Paysans
Les Paysans is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Les Paysans, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Les Paysans business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in Les Paysans
Pemberton Bros — Les Paysans. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Les Paysans: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Les Paysans page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the Les Paysans bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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