
Les Simons, Guernsey
Content Creation in Les Simons
Les Simons isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What content creation looks like round here
Words that sell, explain and rank — written by humans who get it.
We work with Les Simons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Simons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "content creation les simons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Content Creation — the Les Simons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Simons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Content Creation, and a word about Les Simons
Les Simons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Les Simons, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Les Simons business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Content Creation in Les Simons
Braithwaite Group — Les Simons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Les Simons: Services
Everything below has its own Les Simons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Content Creation without the Les Simons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Content Creation near Les Simons
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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