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Les Simons, Guernsey

Typography in Les Simons

Les Simons isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What typography looks like round here

Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.

We work with Les Simons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Les Simons businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "typography les simons"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Typography — the Les Simons map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Simons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Typography, and a word about Les Simons

Les Simons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Les Simons, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Les Simons business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Typography in Les Simons

Delaney Group — Les Simons. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 33

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.1s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Les Simons: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Les Simons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Typography without the Les Simons bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Typography near Les Simons

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Les Simons town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.