Listooder, Newry Mourne and Down
Product Descriptions in Listooder
Your competitors in Listooder are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Listooder businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Listooder businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions listooder"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Listooder map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Listooder is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Listooder
You won't win Listooder on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Listooder are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Listooder business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Listooder
Duffy & Sons — Listooder. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Listooder: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Listooder page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Listooder bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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