Lizard, Cornwall
Social Media in Lizard
Half the Lizard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Lizard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lizard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media lizard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 906 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Lizard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lizard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Lizard
You won't win Lizard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Lizard are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Lizard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Lizard
Pemberton Bros — Lizard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Lizard: Services
Everything below has its own Lizard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Lizard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Lizard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lizard town centre.
- Social Media in Landewednacknext door
- Social Media in Housel Baynext door
- Social Media in Church Covenext door
- Social Media in Grade2 km
- Social Media in Cadgwith3 km
- Social Media in St Ruan3 km
- Social Media in Ruan Minor3 km
- Social Media in Treal4 km
- Social Media in Ruan Major4 km
- Social Media in Poltesco4 km
- Social Media in Kuggar4 km
- Social Media in Predannack Wollas5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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