
Loch Assynt, Highland
Analytics in Loch Assynt
Loch Assynt isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Loch Assynt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Loch Assynt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics loch assynt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Loch Assynt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Loch Assynt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Loch Assynt
Loch Assynt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Loch Assynt. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Loch Assynt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Loch Assynt business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Loch Assynt
Nowak Services — Loch Assynt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Loch Assynt: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Loch Assynt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Loch Assynt bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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