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Locheye, Aberdeenshire

Brand Identity in Locheye

Nobody in Locheye rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £549

What brand identity looks like round here

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

We work with Locheye businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Locheye businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "brand identity locheye"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Brand Identity — the Locheye map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Locheye is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Brand Identity, and a word about Locheye

Locheye is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Locheye job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Brand Identity in Locheye

Ashworth & Daughters — Locheye. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 37

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1600

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Locheye: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Locheye page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Brand Identity without the Locheye bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200More branding & design

Colour Schemes

A palette that works online, in print and on your van.

from £99

Brand Identity near Locheye

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Locheye town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.