London, Greater London
Managed Hosting in London
Your competitors in London are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with London businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why London businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting london"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 8,908,083 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the London map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where London is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about London
There are roughly 8,908,083 people in London. A fair chunk of them are searching for what you sell right now, and most of them will never scroll past the first three results.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your London business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in London
Ashworth & Daughters — London. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in London: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own London page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the London bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moManaged Hosting near London
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from London town centre.
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- Managed Hosting in Westminster Abbeynext door
- Managed Hosting in Tottenham Court Road1 km
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- Managed Hosting in West End1 km
- Managed Hosting in Holborn1 km
- Managed Hosting in City of Westminster1 km
- Managed Hosting in Oxford Circus1 km
- Managed Hosting in Fitzrovia1 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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