Long Crichel, Dorset
Social Media in Long Crichel
Long Crichel isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Long Crichel businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Long Crichel businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media long crichel"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Long Crichel map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Long Crichel is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Long Crichel
Long Crichel is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Long Crichel. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Long Crichel, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Long Crichel job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Long Crichel
Prendergast Trading — Long Crichel. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Long Crichel: Services
Everything below has its own Long Crichel page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Long Crichel bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Long Crichel
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Long Crichel town centre.
- Social Media in Gussage St Michael2 km
- Social Media in Manswood2 km
- Social Media in Gussage All Saints2 km
- Social Media in Moor Crichel2 km
- Social Media in Tarrant Launceston3 km
- Social Media in Cashmoor3 km
- Social Media in Tarrant Monkton3 km
- Social Media in Tarrant Hinton4 km
- Social Media in Chettle4 km
- Social Media in Gussage St Andrew4 km
- Social Media in Witchampton4 km
- Social Media in Minchington4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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