Long Load, Somerset
SEO in Long Load
Half the Long Load search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with Long Load businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Long Load businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo long load"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 332 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the Long Load map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Long Load is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about Long Load
You won't win Long Load on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Long Load job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in Long Load
Ashworth & Daughters — Long Load. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Long Load: Services
Everything below has its own Long Load page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the Long Load bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near Long Load
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Long Load town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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