Long Woods, Devon
Slate Carving in Long Woods
Long Woods isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Long Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Long Woods businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving long woods"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Long Woods map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Long Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Long Woods
Long Woods is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Devon isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Long Woods, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Long Woods process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Long Woods
Kaur & Co — Long Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Long Woods: Services
Everything below has its own Long Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Long Woods bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Long Woods
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Long Woods town centre.
- Slate Carving in Pathfinder Villagenext door
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- Slate Carving in Holland Copsenext door
- Slate Carving in Holcombe Burnell1 km
- Slate Carving in Holcombe Burnell Barton3 km
- Slate Carving in Tedburn Saint Mary3 km
- Slate Carving in Whitestone3 km
- Slate Carving in Longdown3 km
- Slate Carving in Venny Tedburn5 km
- Slate Carving in Dunsford5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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