Longformacus, The Scottish Borders
Social Media in Longformacus
Half the Longformacus search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Longformacus businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longformacus businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media longformacus"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Longformacus map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longformacus is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Longformacus
You won't win Longformacus on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Longformacus process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Longformacus
Okafor Ltd — Longformacus. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 61
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Longformacus: Services
Everything below has its own Longformacus page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Longformacus bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Longformacus
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longformacus town centre.
- Social Media in Ellemford5 km
- Social Media in Cranshaws5 km
- Social Media in Byrecleugh7 km
- Social Media in Nether Monynut8 km
- Social Media in Wedderlie8 km
- Social Media in Abbey Saint Bathans8 km
- Social Media in Clockmill8 km
- Social Media in Polwarth9 km
- Social Media in Gavinton9 km
- Social Media in Westruther9 km
- Social Media in Duns10 km
- Social Media in Wellnage Myre10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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