Longhope, Gloucestershire
Social Media in Longhope
Half the Longhope search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Longhope businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longhope businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media longhope"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,092 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Longhope map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longhope is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Longhope
You won't win Longhope on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Longhope job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Longhope
Kowalczyk Bros — Longhope. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Longhope: Services
Everything below has its own Longhope page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Longhope bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Longhope
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longhope town centre.
- Social Media in Dursley Cross1 km
- Social Media in May Hill2 km
- Social Media in Abenhall2 km
- Social Media in Mitcheldean3 km
- Social Media in Shapridge3 km
- Social Media in Plump Hill3 km
- Social Media in Glasshouse3 km
- Social Media in Lea Line3 km
- Social Media in Huntley3 km
- Social Media in Flaxley4 km
- Social Media in Green Bottom4 km
- Social Media in Northwood Green4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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