Longhouse, Bath and North East Somerset
SMS Marketing in Longhouse
Your competitors in Longhouse are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200/mo
What sms marketing looks like round here
Short, direct text campaigns with high open rates.
We work with Longhouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longhouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "sms marketing longhouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SMS Marketing — the Longhouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longhouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SMS Marketing, and a word about Longhouse
You won't win Longhouse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Longhouse job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SMS Marketing in Longhouse
Okafor Ltd — Longhouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Longhouse: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Longhouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SMS Marketing without the Longhouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moSMS Marketing near Longhouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longhouse town centre.
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- SMS Marketing in Tunley2 km
- SMS Marketing in White Ox Mead2 km
- SMS Marketing in Ashgrove2 km
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- SMS Marketing in Lower Peasedown2 km
- SMS Marketing in Peasedown Saint John3 km
- SMS Marketing in Wicklane3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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