
Longney, Gloucestershire
Takeaways in Longney
Half the Longney search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What takeaways looks like round here
Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.
We work with Longney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "takeaways longney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Takeaways — the Longney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Takeaways, and a word about Longney
You won't win Longney on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Longney business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Takeaways in Longney
Braithwaite Group — Longney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Longney: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own Longney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Takeaways near Longney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longney town centre.
- Takeaways in Bilson Greennext door
- Takeaways in Cinderford2 km
- Takeaways in Double View2 km
- Takeaways in Littledean Hill2 km
- Takeaways in Little Dean3 km
- Takeaways in Nailbridge3 km
- Takeaways in Upper Soudley3 km
- Takeaways in Grange Village3 km
- Takeaways in Green Bottom4 km
- Takeaways in Ruardean Woodside4 km
- Takeaways in Ruardean Hill4 km
- Takeaways in Pope's Hill4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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