Lower Porthpean, Cornwall
Social Media in Lower Porthpean
Nobody in Lower Porthpean rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Lower Porthpean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lower Porthpean businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media lower porthpean"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Lower Porthpean map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lower Porthpean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Lower Porthpean
Lower Porthpean is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lower Porthpean job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Lower Porthpean
Nowak Services — Lower Porthpean. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 18
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Lower Porthpean: Services
Everything below has its own Lower Porthpean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Lower Porthpean bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Lower Porthpean
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lower Porthpean town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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