Lurgan, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Slate Carving in Lurgan
Nobody in Lurgan rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Lurgan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lurgan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving lurgan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Lurgan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lurgan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Lurgan
Lurgan is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Lurgan are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Lurgan business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Lurgan
Kowalczyk Bros — Lurgan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Lurgan: Services
Everything below has its own Lurgan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Lurgan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Lurgan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lurgan town centre.
- Slate Carving in Annaloist3 km
- Slate Carving in Waringstown4 km
- Slate Carving in Craigavon4 km
- Slate Carving in Bleary4 km
- Slate Carving in Knockmenagh4 km
- Slate Carving in Magheralin5 km
- Slate Carving in Derrymacash5 km
- Slate Carving in Moorefield5 km
- Slate Carving in Aghagallon6 km
- Slate Carving in Waringfield6 km
- Slate Carving in Seagoe6 km
- Slate Carving in Donaghcloney7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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