Lydney, Gloucestershire
Social Media in Lydney
Nobody in Lydney rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Lydney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lydney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media lydney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 8,776 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Lydney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lydney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Lydney
Lydney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lydney job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Lydney
Pemberton Bros — Lydney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Lydney: Services
Everything below has its own Lydney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Lydney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Lydney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lydney town centre.
- Social Media in Newernenext door
- Social Media in Tutnallsnext door
- Social Media in Allaston2 km
- Social Media in Naas2 km
- Social Media in Aylburton2 km
- Social Media in Brockhollands3 km
- Social Media in Neds Top3 km
- Social Media in Oldcroft3 km
- Social Media in Whitecroft3 km
- Social Media in Phipps Bottom3 km
- Social Media in Yorkley4 km
- Social Media in The Purlieu4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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