
Mackerel's Common, West Sussex
Analytics in Mackerel's Common
Nobody in Mackerel's Common rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Mackerel's Common businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mackerel's Common businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics mackerel's common"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Mackerel's Common map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mackerel's Common is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Mackerel's Common
Mackerel's Common is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mackerel's Common job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Mackerel's Common
Pemberton Bros — Mackerel's Common. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Mackerel's Common: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mackerel's Common page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Mackerel's Common bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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