
Maltman's Hill, Kent
Analytics in Maltman's Hill
Nobody in Maltman's Hill rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Maltman's Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Maltman's Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics maltman's hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Maltman's Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Maltman's Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Maltman's Hill
Maltman's Hill is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Maltman's Hill. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Maltman's Hill job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Maltman's Hill
Ashworth & Daughters — Maltman's Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Maltman's Hill: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Maltman's Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Maltman's Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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