Meathop, Cumbria
Business Consultancy in Meathop
Your competitors in Meathop are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Meathop businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Meathop businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy meathop"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Meathop map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Meathop is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Meathop
You won't win Meathop on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Meathop process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Meathop
Ashworth & Daughters — Meathop. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
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Everything below has its own Meathop page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Meathop bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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