
Melsetter, Orkney Islands
Hosting & Support in Melsetter
Nobody in Melsetter rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What hosting & support looks like round here
Keep your site online, fast and secure without the technical headaches.
We work with Melsetter businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Melsetter businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hosting & support melsetter"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hosting & Support — the Melsetter map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Melsetter is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hosting & Support, and a word about Melsetter
Melsetter is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Melsetter business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Hosting & Support in Melsetter
Hargreaves & Daughters — Melsetter. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Melsetter: Services
Everything below has its own Melsetter page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hosting & Support without the Melsetter bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moHosting & Support near Melsetter
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Melsetter town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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