Memsie, Aberdeenshire
Brand Guidelines in Memsie
Nobody in Memsie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Memsie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Memsie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines memsie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Memsie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Memsie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Memsie
Memsie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Memsie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Memsie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Memsie
Kaur & Co — Memsie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 47
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Memsie: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Memsie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Memsie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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