Memsie, Aberdeenshire
Product Descriptions in Memsie
Nobody in Memsie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Memsie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Memsie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions memsie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Memsie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Memsie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Memsie
Memsie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Memsie process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Memsie
Nowak Services — Memsie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Memsie: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Memsie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Memsie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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