Mey, Highland
Slate Carving in Mey
Nobody in Mey rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Mey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving mey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Mey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Mey
Mey is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Mey. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mey process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Mey
Hargreaves & Daughters — Mey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Mey: Services
Everything below has its own Mey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Mey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Mey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mey town centre.
- Slate Carving in Rattar2 km
- Slate Carving in East Mey2 km
- Slate Carving in Scarfskerry3 km
- Slate Carving in Barrock3 km
- Slate Carving in Gills3 km
- Slate Carving in Inkstack4 km
- Slate Carving in Syster4 km
- Slate Carving in Brabstermire5 km
- Slate Carving in Warse5 km
- Slate Carving in Corsback5 km
- Slate Carving in West Canisbay6 km
- Slate Carving in Canisbay6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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