Middle Taphouse, Cornwall
Social Media in Middle Taphouse
Nobody in Middle Taphouse rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Middle Taphouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Middle Taphouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media middle taphouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Middle Taphouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Middle Taphouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Middle Taphouse
Middle Taphouse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Middle Taphouse. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Middle Taphouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Middle Taphouse
Duffy & Sons — Middle Taphouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 50
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Middle Taphouse: Services
Everything below has its own Middle Taphouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Middle Taphouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Middle Taphouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Middle Taphouse town centre.
- Social Media in East Taphousenext door
- Social Media in Braddock2 km
- Social Media in Redpost2 km
- Social Media in West Taphouse2 km
- Social Media in St Pinnock3 km
- Social Media in Trevelmond3 km
- Social Media in Doublebois3 km
- Social Media in Treburgie Water3 km
- Social Media in Herodsfoot4 km
- Social Media in Trecangate4 km
- Social Media in Boconnoc4 km
- Social Media in Dobwalls5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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