
Midland, Orkney Islands
Brand Identity in Midland
Nobody in Midland rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Midland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Midland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity midland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Midland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Midland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Midland
Midland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Midland process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Midland
Ashworth & Daughters — Midland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Midland: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Midland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Midland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Midland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Midland town centre.
- Brand Identity in Houtonnext door
- Brand Identity in Petertown2 km
- Brand Identity in The Breck3 km
- Brand Identity in Clestrain3 km
- Brand Identity in Orphir4 km
- Brand Identity in Smoogro5 km
- Brand Identity in Hobbister7 km
- Brand Identity in Quoyness7 km
- Brand Identity in Tuskerbister7 km
- Brand Identity in Clouston7 km
- Brand Identity in Navershaw8 km
- Brand Identity in Stenness8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


