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Minions, Cornwall

Business Websites in Minions

Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £399

What business websites looks like round here

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "business websites minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Business Websites — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Business Websites, and a word about Minions

You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Minions process.

Real-world example

Example: Business Websites in Minions

Fitzgerald Services — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 57

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.2s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Minions: Website Design

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Business Websites without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399More website design

Domain Names

We register and manage your domains so you don't forget to renew them.

from £12/yr

Business Websites near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.